My stats exploded yesterday.
(Not that I pay ANY attention to that number. Right, you guys?)
And I kid you not, when I received an email notification that Mikalee Byerman left a comment on one of my posts, I immediately thought, “What, was I Freshly Pressed?” (Mikalee Byerman is everywhere on WordPress, you guys.)
And when I received fourteen additional email notices within six seconds, I thought, “I must have been Freshly Pressed!”
And then I saw my blogger buddy Mark’s comment (that I did not have to moderate, congratulations, Mark) that said, “Congrats on getting Freshly Pressed!”
Confirmation, you guys. It’s a beautiful thing.
This is also beautiful:
The Goliath graph bar that’s staring at my other little graph bars like, IMMA GONNA EAT YOU! is also beautiful:
It’s a fluke. I feel like I won the lottery. I feel like taking these screenshots to Starbucks and making them give me a white chocolate mocha for free. (DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?)
I also feel authorized to speak in capital letters ALL DAY LONG. (At this point, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, YOU GUYS.)
So thank you, WordPress, for making this happen. Mostly thank you, because that post is actually considered a Humor post. (I AM HAS FUNNIES?)
And a GIANT HELLO! to all my new followers.
Seriously. I love you. Let’s be friends. DO YOU LIKE ME, PLEASE SAY YOU LIKE ME.
My screenshots tell me that you do. (Shhh, don’t correct me.)