1. I fully intend on lazing it up on this blog for the rest of the year. My schedule as trophy wife is about to explode, what with holiday preparations and working out extra hard to keep my girlish figure (lies, vicious lies) and National Novel Writing Month (so, so fun) and baking baking baking and whatever else trophy wives do during the holidays, how am I supposed to know, stop questioning me.
HOWEVER…I am bringing in a Fall Line-up of Awesome Guest Posters who will multi-handedly elevate the content of my blog to stellar proportions. So stay tuned.
(PS, if you are a blogger and I haven’t assaulted you via email or Twitter or Facebook or Words With Friends or telegram to guest post, it’s because I assume you are too busy and/or awesome to want to hang out with me, but if I’m wrong and you DO want to hang out with me, just shoot me an email at meetthebuttrams [a] gmail [dot] com and we’ll stick you on the rotation and I’ll bake you some Thanksgiving cookies. You know, because Thanksgiving comes BEFORE Christmas. Respect the gluttony.)
2. There’s also this. I mostly just had nothing to blog about and also wanted to introduce you to some amazing musical talent and ALSO to show you what gene pool I share. Before you ask, yes, we are directly related (hi, sis!) and yes, I can sing like that, too. Wait. No. No, I can’t. But I CAN play the piano better than her. Well…that’s not true either. I’VE GOT IT! I blog more consistently. And coming from an inconsistent blogger, that’s ‘UGE. I say “huge” like Donald Trump in real life every time always forever and ever amen.
Also, my niece is ridiculous. In the very very (VERY) best way.
4. What’s on your Thanksgiving menu? Don’t worry, I won’t show up unexpectedly. And by that I mean you should go ahead and expect me to show up.