My husband is having an affair with a Nintendo game. How can I compete with James Bond?
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- Caught my 9yo singing songs from both Frozen II and Hamilton today and I feel like I’ve passed some kind of parenting test. 5 days ago
- “Let’s have another round tonight!” -Me buying all my seat neighbors pre-show drinks to apologize for rapping the e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
- ZERO CHILL about what’s going down this Friday. Sorry to my son’s soccer team, daughter’s gymnastics coach, carpool… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
- @jamiebgolden Life is full of tough choices. T’s and P’s. 1 week ago
- Champagne for my real friends and icy hot for the neck muscle I pulled sleeping on the wrong pillow, getting older is dumb. 1 week ago
- Oh no my daughter has memorized all the words to the Frozen II soundtrack send help or Kristen Bell. 2 weeks ago
- I CANNOT. twitter.com/jnudey/status/… 3 months ago
- @lovelerae @CoachCollinsCHS Omg I just responded to a week old tweet. Who am I. 3 months ago
- @lovelerae @CoachCollinsCHS In no particular order? 3 months ago
- Current day job stress level: 8 pink starbursts high https://t.co/y3ejEpWbYS 4 months ago
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Answer: food.