My husband is having an affair with a Nintendo game. How can I compete with James Bond?
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- @ahildebast Lots of good suggestions - I loved having a wipes warmer for those middle-of-the-night diaper changes! Congrats, mama smidge! 2 months ago
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- Temporarily forgot what nachos are called so I just called them a chip salad, how’s your day going. 3 months ago
- I mean, I’m not ACTIVELY hiding from my kid, I’m just not calling out to her even though I can tell by her footsteps she’s looking for me. 4 months ago
- Sometimes I lie awake at night remembering the time in 7th grade we had to memorize a poem and instead of reciting… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 months ago
- HELP MY ENTIRE FAMILY HAS FORGOTTEN HOW LIGHT SWITCHES WORK. 5 months ago
- “You’ve done it before, what could go wrong?” - Me not trying very hard to talk myself out of cutting my own bangs. 5 months ago
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Answer: food.